What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:43

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
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-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Octopussy
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.